Robin Hood Review: A Gloriously Bad TV Offering That's a Delightful Romp Through Mediocrity.
As autumn leaves behind, winter is just around the corner, and what better way to usher in the festive season than with a piece of fantasy/folkloric tomfoolery? This year's offering is none other than Robin Hood, starring Sean Bean as the Sheriff of Nottingham. And let's be honest, who wouldn't want to see Sean Bean wielding his authority like a seasoned pro?
But it's not just about the star power – or lack thereof. The show has cleverly sidestepped one of its biggest pitfalls: bad wigs. Instead, our hero and his men are blessed with some delightfully bad haircuts, which is a win-win in my book.
The show's writing is where things get really interesting. The opening caption sets the tone for what promises to be a hilarious romp through medieval England, free from any assumed knowledge or bias. It's a refreshing change of pace that immediately puts you at ease.
Now, I know some of you might be thinking, "But isn't this just going to be another generic retelling of the classic tale?" Fear not, dear reader, for Robin Hood is more than just a retread of familiar storylines. The show tackles themes like Norman laws and Christianity being forced upon the Saxon people, and it's done with a tongue firmly in cheek.
The production design is where the magic happens. Chainmailed Norman soldiers felled by honest Saxon arrows, faerie boobs aplenty – it's all here, and it's glorious. The CGI castle, manor house, and surrounding outbuildings are a marvel to behold, even if the drama doesn't quite move at the galloping pace you might expect from the genre.
And then there's Sean Bean as the Sheriff of Nottingham – because who wouldn't want to see that? His daughter Priscilla is a medieval nymphomaniac with a penchant for seducing guards, but don't worry, she also listens in on her father and Huntingdon's schemes. It's all about finding a balance between drama and humor.
Look, let's face it: Robin Hood is terrible. But by any objective measure, that's not going to stop anyone from enjoying themselves. If you go into this with the right attitude, you'll be having more fun than you ever thought possible.
In short, Robin Hood is a gloriously bad TV offering that's a delightful romp through mediocrity. And if it's not for you, well, there's always Sean Bean's next project to look forward to – all paid for by the goodwill generated from this show. No wigs? Rejoice!
As autumn leaves behind, winter is just around the corner, and what better way to usher in the festive season than with a piece of fantasy/folkloric tomfoolery? This year's offering is none other than Robin Hood, starring Sean Bean as the Sheriff of Nottingham. And let's be honest, who wouldn't want to see Sean Bean wielding his authority like a seasoned pro?
But it's not just about the star power – or lack thereof. The show has cleverly sidestepped one of its biggest pitfalls: bad wigs. Instead, our hero and his men are blessed with some delightfully bad haircuts, which is a win-win in my book.
The show's writing is where things get really interesting. The opening caption sets the tone for what promises to be a hilarious romp through medieval England, free from any assumed knowledge or bias. It's a refreshing change of pace that immediately puts you at ease.
Now, I know some of you might be thinking, "But isn't this just going to be another generic retelling of the classic tale?" Fear not, dear reader, for Robin Hood is more than just a retread of familiar storylines. The show tackles themes like Norman laws and Christianity being forced upon the Saxon people, and it's done with a tongue firmly in cheek.
The production design is where the magic happens. Chainmailed Norman soldiers felled by honest Saxon arrows, faerie boobs aplenty – it's all here, and it's glorious. The CGI castle, manor house, and surrounding outbuildings are a marvel to behold, even if the drama doesn't quite move at the galloping pace you might expect from the genre.
And then there's Sean Bean as the Sheriff of Nottingham – because who wouldn't want to see that? His daughter Priscilla is a medieval nymphomaniac with a penchant for seducing guards, but don't worry, she also listens in on her father and Huntingdon's schemes. It's all about finding a balance between drama and humor.
Look, let's face it: Robin Hood is terrible. But by any objective measure, that's not going to stop anyone from enjoying themselves. If you go into this with the right attitude, you'll be having more fun than you ever thought possible.
In short, Robin Hood is a gloriously bad TV offering that's a delightful romp through mediocrity. And if it's not for you, well, there's always Sean Bean's next project to look forward to – all paid for by the goodwill generated from this show. No wigs? Rejoice!