Richard Burton: Wild Genius review – zero analysis, but loads of euphemisms for extreme hotness

The new biopic about Richard Burton has finally hit theaters, and it's a film that promises to reveal all the secrets behind its subject's life - or so we're told. What it actually delivers is a shallow attempt to present the actor as some kind of tortured soul, with his 'dramatic past' only made up of one thing: an insatiable passion for sex and drinking.

Let's set the record straight from the start - Burton was never anything more than your run-of-the-mill Welsh hunk who found himself catapulted into stardom after landing a part in a Hollywood film. The biopic Richard Burton: Wild Genius doesn't mess around when it comes to rewriting history, glossing over his humble beginnings as a mining town boy born to an uneducated family.

Burton's rise to fame was facilitated by a series of convenient breaks and good fortune - it's not exactly rocket science. He won a scholarship to Oxford, made some connections with theatre producers, and voila! Overnight sensation. His marriage to actress Sybil Williams lasted nine years before he met Elizabeth Taylor on the set of Cleopatra.

Here we are again, indulging in euphemisms for Burton's infamous exploits - his 'incredible masculine grandeur', 'epitome of masculinity' nonsense that was bandied about by the press at the time. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what this really means: he was a middle-aged man who loved sex and booze, but not in a good way.

Burton's marriage to Taylor was marked by excessive drinking and infidelity on both sides, culminating in a messy divorce that ended with Burton taking the brunt of the blame. The Vatican stepped in, claiming the couple's public displays of affection were 'erotic vagrancy' - talk about a shallow moral stance.

The biopic is hardly critical of its subject, instead opting for a celebratory tone that glosses over the darker aspects of his life. We're told to believe that Burton was a victim of circumstance, brought down by the very success he sought. But what we really get is a shallow portrayal of an actor who found himself catapulted into stardom - an actor whose talent was only partly captured on screen.

The film ends with some half-hearted analysis questioning whether Burton 'wasted' his talent due to Hollywood's influence, but it's too little, too late. By now the damage has been done, and we're left to ponder whether Burton really did waste his life chasing excesses that would have ultimately led to his downfall.

One thing is clear - the idea of the tortured artist as a wild genius is no longer tenable in today's world. It was always a shallow construct designed to make actors look more interesting than they actually were. Richard Burton: Wild Genius fails to interrogate its subject's life, instead opting for the same tired tropes that have been used to describe him before - but without any real depth or substance.
 
OMG 🤯 I just saw this biopic about Richard Burton and it's SO basic 😴! Like, he was never more than a hot Welsh guy who got lucky with some scholarships and connections 💸👍 His marriage to Elizabeth Taylor was all about the drama and booze 🍹😳 And honestly, his 'wild genius' persona is just a bunch of hype 🎉 It's like, no one actually cares about what really went on behind those famous eyes 😒 This biopic is just trying to cash in on the 'tortured artist' stereotype without actually digging deep 💭 Can't we move on from this tired narrative already? 🙄
 
idk about this new biopic on richard burton 🤔... it just seems like they're tryin' to glamorize his wild past instead of showin' the real deal 💔. i mean, we all know he was a total ladies man and booze fiend, but do we really need a film that glosses over the 'darker aspects' of his life? 🤷‍♂️ it's like they're tryin' to make him out to be some kinda tortured soul instead of just a guy who got lucky and became famous 💸. and honestly, i think the biopic is missin' the point by not even critiquing how hollywood contributed to his downfall 🎬. it's all just a big PR stunt if u ask me 😒
 
I just saw this biopic about Richard Burton and I'm so underwhelmed 🤦‍♂️. The movie just glosses over the fact that he was basically a Welsh hunk who got lucky with some connections and scholarship to Oxford 🎓. It's not like he was some tortured soul with a dark past, it's just his party days as an actor that were super excessive 💀. I mean, yeah we know about Elizabeth Taylor and all that drama, but let's not forget the part where he got divorced and had to take the blame for everything 😒. And honestly, the film is more like a glorified promo reel than actual biography 🎥. It just tries to make him look good without really getting into his true life struggles or talents as an actor. The whole idea of the "tortured artist" thing is so done and not even interesting anymore 🙄.
 
🤦‍♂️ I'm so over biopics that just gloss over the messy parts of their subjects' lives. Richard Burton: Wild Genius is like a watered-down version of what could've been a really interesting story about an actor who lived life on his own terms. Instead, we get some shallow portrayal of a man who was basically a product of his time and circumstances. Like, hello, he won a scholarship to Oxford! That's not exactly "wild genius" if you ask me 😂. The film's tone is also really off-putting - it's like they're trying to make Burton out to be some kind of heroic figure who was just victimized by the industry. Newsflash: we've seen that narrative before, and it gets old fast. And can we talk about how the Vatican's involvement in his divorce is conveniently left out of the story? It's like they're saying "oh, but Burton loved sex and booze, that's all you need to know!" 🙄
 
🤔 this biopic is so extra 🎬 richard burton was probs just a lucky dude who became famous and then made some questionable choices 🍻💋 but it's not like he was intentionally trying to be a bad boy, the movie makes him out to be this tortured soul and it's just not true 🙄 the press back in the day were like total hags and said he was this epitome of masculinity 🤷‍♂️ and now we're supposed to believe that? no thanks 🚫
 
I'm really underwhelmed by this biopic 🤔. It feels like they're just polishing a tarnished mirror – Burton's life is far more complicated than just being a sex and drink obsessed playboy. They gloss over his humble beginnings, making him seem like some kind of overnight sensation with connections at the right places 🚪. The film's tone is all celebratory, but what about the messy divorce and infidelity that actually happened? It feels like they're trying to pass off Burton as this tortured soul, but it's just not true 💔. And the ending feels so half-hearted – like they're trying to salvage something that's already lost its depth 🎥. The idea of the 'tortured artist' is such a tired trope anyway, and I wish someone had taken the time to really dig into Burton's life, flaws and all 💪
 
omg u no wot?? 🤦‍♂️ this biopic is like, SOOOO shallow lol. they're tryna make richard burton out 2 be this tortured soul or sumthin, but really he jus a regular joe from wales who got lucky 😂. the press was just tryin2 spin him as this "masculine grandeur" figure, but really he jus a dude with a drink problem 💦. and dont even get me started on his marriage 2 elizabeth taylor... 🙄 it's like they're tryna make him out 2 be some kinda victim of circumstance, but really he just had his own personal demons 🔥. the film is more celebratory than critcal, which jus makes me wanna facepalm 😩. and that ending? 😴 too little, too late fam.
 
the whole "tortured artist" thing is so overhyped 🤣 i mean, we've all seen this movie before and it's just a bunch of made-up drama 💁‍♀️ richard burton was a talented actor who got lucky with some good connections and voilà! he became famous 🎬 his personal life was definitely complicated but let's not forget he was also a product of his time, living in the 50s and 60s when all this "erotic vagrancy" stuff was a thing 😳 at least they're trying to have a critical conversation about it now 👀
 
I feel like this biopic is just perpetuating some toxic stereotypes about rich celebrities 🤯. I mean, come on, the guy was talented and all, but the film's portrayal of him as some kind of sex-obsessed, hard-drinking party animal feels so exaggerated 🍺👀. And don't even get me started on how it glosses over his marriage to Sybil Williams - what about her side of the story? 💔 It's all about Burton being this tortured genius who just happened to be famous for a while ⏰. I wish they'd dug deeper into his life and struggles, but instead we get a shallow film that's more interested in selling us on some Hollywood myth than telling an honest story 🎥👎
 
I mean, come on... 🤦‍♂️ this biopic is just a mess. They're trying to make Richard Burton out to be some kinda tortured soul, but honestly, he was just a guy who got lucky and took advantage of his opportunities. I love Elizabeth Taylor as much as the next person, but let's not forget she was a product of her time too - marrying a man 25 years her senior is not exactly something to brag about. 🙄

And don't even get me started on how they're glossing over his infidelity and drinking problems. It's like they're saying "oh, poor Richard, he couldn't handle the fame and fortune" but really it's just a case of him being a grown man who made some questionable choices. 🤷‍♂️

I'm so tired of these biopics that try to make their subjects out to be heroes when they're really just complex people with flaws. Can't we just have an honest movie for once? 🎥
 
I'm low-key disappointed in this biopic 🤔. I think it's a total waste of time trying to paint Richard Burton as some kind of tortured soul with his sex and drinking issues being the only defining characteristics 🍻👀. Newsflash: he was just a talented actor who got lucky with his casting roles 💫.

And can we talk about how the film glosses over his humble beginnings and the privilege that came with attending Oxford University 📚? It's not like he was some kind of self-made genius or anything 💪.

I also get so tired of people making a big deal about Burton's marriage to Elizabeth Taylor being "messy" 🤷‍♀️. Like, yeah, they had their problems, but so do most marriages 🙃. And what's with the Vatican trying to claim that their public displays of affection were somehow scandalous? 😂

Overall, I think this biopic is a bunch of hooey and doesn't do justice to Richard Burton's actual talent or life 🎥. It's just another example of how Hollywood loves to create a myth around an actor rather than showing the real person behind the public persona 👀.
 
I'm so over these biopics that only focus on the 'dramatic' side of a person's life 🤷‍♀️. Like Richard Burton was just some hunk who got lucky and rode the wave of his success, you know? The film glosses over the real issues - like how his own privilege and good fortune played a huge role in getting him where he was 💼. And don't even get me started on how they're portraying him as this tortured soul just because he loved sex and booze 🍹. Newsflash: that's not depth, that's just shallow exploration of a person's vices! The film should've dug deeper into the societal factors that contributed to his excesses and the impact it had on those around him 👥. Instead, we get a watered-down celebration of Burton's life that doesn't add up 🤔. Time for more nuanced storytelling, if you ask me 💪
 
🤔 I don't know about this biopic being a 'wild genius'. It sounds like they're just focusing on Richard Burton's party side and not really digging into what made him a good actor. The film is basically saying he was just a normal guy who got lucky and became famous, but that's not exactly the whole story. I mean, everyone needs some luck in life to get ahead, right? 🤷‍♂️
 
omg this biopic is so underwhelming it's like they took all the excitement and drama of burton's life and replaced it with a bunch of shallow stereotypes 😐🎥 his rise to fame was def not as cool as they're making it out to be - he was basically just a guy who got lucky and had some good connections 👍

i'm so over the whole "tortured artist" thing it's like they're trying to make burton sound more interesting than he actually was 🤷‍♂️ newsflash: it's not that deep. and btw, his marriage to elizabeth taylor was probs way more complicated than just a messy divorce 💔

anyway, i gotta agree with the reviewer - this biopic is more like a shallow tribute than an actual exploration of burton's life 🎬👎
 
🤔 I'm so over these biopics trying to pass off shallow storytelling as deep dives into an artist's life 🎥. The problem with Richard Burton: Wild Genius is that it's more interested in selling a glamorized image of the actor than actually exploring his complexities. We get glossed-over mentions of his tumultuous marriages and alleged excesses, but no real analysis of what drove him to those choices. It feels like the filmmakers are just trying to keep up with the myth of the tortured artist 🤷‍♂️. Newsflash: it's not that interesting when you've seen it all before 😴. Can we please have some biopics that actually dive deeper than surface-level drama? 👀
 
🤕 I feel like the biopic is just perpetuating this idea of the "tortured artist" trope, you know? Like, Richard Burton's life was already so heavily dramatized in his time that it's hard to separate fact from fiction anymore. The film doesn't do a good job of delving deeper into his complexities or really exploring what drove him to make the choices he did. It just feels like they're rehashing all these tired cliches about excess and ego, but without adding anything new or interesting to the conversation.

It's also frustrating because it seems like the film is more concerned with showcasing Burton's "wild" side rather than really understanding who he was as a person. I mean, we get this surface-level portrait of a guy who loved sex and booze, but what about his relationships, his passions, his values? It feels like we're being presented with this shallow caricature of someone, rather than getting to know him on a real level.

I guess my biggest frustration is that it feels like the film is missing an opportunity to really explore some of the deeper questions about Burton's life and legacy. Like, what does it say about our culture when we celebrate someone who was so heavily invested in their public persona? And how do we define "genius" in a way that doesn't just equate with excess or ego-stroking?

Anyway, I feel like I'm still trying to process everything after watching the film... 🤔
 
🤔 I mean, come on... who do these filmmakers think they are? 🙄 They're just rehashing the same old 'tortured artist' narrative and passing it off as some kind of profound insight into Burton's life. It's like they've taken all the drama and excitement out of his story and replaced it with a shallow excuse for why he was so messed up. I'd love to see them do a biopic on someone who actually had to work hard for their success - you know, someone who wasn't just handed everything on a silver platter like Burton was. 🤷‍♂️ And what's with the glossing over of his less-than-stellar behavior? It's like they're trying to make him out to be some kind of mythical figure or something... 😴
 
🤔 just watched this biopic and I gotta say it feels like a total whitewash... like they're glossing over all the not-so-glamorous parts of his life 🍻👀 Burton was definitely a product of his environment and had some good luck along the way, but to make him out to be some kind of tortured soul who just couldn't help himself is just lazy 🙄 we know he had his flaws and made some questionable choices, but come on... let's not mythologize him too much 💁‍♀️
 
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