I'm low-key shocked this took 19 years, I mean what even is that? Like, you're together for two decades and it all just comes crashing down over marital difficulties?
Still can't believe Keith Urban got off that easy, I thought he'd have to pay child support or something. But I guess the 90-day waiting period thing makes sense, so they get to drag this out even longer. And what's with the whole "picture-perfect pairing" thing? That just made me wonder if they were faking it for everyone else. Anyway, now that the formal separation is done, can we please move on and see what Nicole Kidman does next?