Humans rank above meerkats but below beavers in monogamy league table

The Monogamy League Table Reveals a Humbling Reality for Humans

In a study published in the Proceedings of the Royal Society B, researchers from the University of Cambridge have ranked 35 species by their reproductive habits, revealing that humans are not the sole masters of monogamy. Instead, we find ourselves sitting comfortably in seventh place, narrowly edging out our meerkat cousins and narrowly missing out on top spot to our beaver friends.

When it comes to understanding human relationships, anthropologists often focus on societal variations within human populations. However, this study takes a step back to examine how humans would rank if we were any other species of mammal. The findings suggest that while many mammals engage in more promiscuous mating habits, humans have adapted to a monogamous lifestyle.

The researchers analyzed genetic data from various animal and human studies to determine the proportions of full versus half-siblings for each species. This approach revealed that societies with higher levels of monogamy tend to produce more siblings that share the same parents.

Interestingly, human rates of monogamy varied significantly across over 100 different populations. At one site in the Cotswolds, only 26% of siblings were full siblings, while in four Neolithic populations in northern France, a staggering 100% of siblings shared the same parent.

The top 11 species on the list are all considered to be monogamous, with the California deermouse taking the top spot at 100%. Humans rank eighth with a rate of 66%, just ahead of meerkats and white-handed gibbons. Beavers take the top spot in terms of full siblings, followed closely by moustached tamarins.

But what does this mean for our understanding of human relationships? As Dr Mark Dyble, one of the researchers behind the study, notes, "As anthropologists, we're interested in understanding the variation across human societies. This is taking a step back from that and saying, OK, if we were any other species of mammal, we'd be broadly content with characterizing ourselves as a monogamous species."

Robin Dunbar, professor of evolutionary psychology at the University of Oxford, adds that previous work has suggested humans are "right on the cusp between monogamous and polygamous species." While some animals pair up for life, humans are often kept together by social pressures such as religion.

The study raises an interesting question: what would happen if humans were to shed these constraints? Would we revert to a more polygamous lifestyle, or could we adapt to something entirely new?

Dr Kit Opie, an evolutionary anthropologist at the University of Bristol, suggests that both promiscuity and monogamy in humans may be counterstrategies to male infanticide, which is prevalent in large-brained primate species. Females either try to confuse paternity through promiscuity or provide paternity certainty by forming pair bonds.

The findings of this study serve as a reminder that even among the most human-like creatures, there are vast differences in reproductive habits and social structures. As we continue to explore the intricacies of human relationships, it's clear that our understanding of monogamy is far from complete.
 
I'm surprised by these results, 66% is still a pretty high rate of monogamy for humans πŸ€”. I mean, think about all the relationship dramas and break-ups we see on social media every day. It's like we're constantly trying to be polygamous, but at the same time, people are still holding out for that one special someone πŸ’˜.

And it's interesting that our rates of monogamy vary so much across different populations. I've got friends who are super committed to their partners, while others seem to be just along for the ride πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ. It makes me wonder what kind of social pressures would lead us to shift towards a more polygamous lifestyle.

I'm also curious about the idea that monogamy might be some kind of counterstrategy to male infanticide in our species 🀯. That's a pretty wild theory, but it makes sense when you think about it. Maybe we just need to rethink what we mean by "monogamy" and see if there are other ways we can prioritize relationships that don't involve exclusivity ❀️.

Anyway, this study is definitely food for thought 🍴. It's made me realize how much we don't know about human relationships, even after all these years of studying them πŸ€“.
 
I'm low-key surprised humans didn't make top spot 🀯, beavers take it tho. I think this study puts into perspective how adaptability is key for species and humans are no exception. Our rates of monogamy vary so much across different populations, it's crazy! And I love the idea that humans might shed constraints if we were to live more like other animals πŸŒ³πŸ’š. It makes me wonder what would happen if we just did whatever felt right in the moment, you know? Would we be more promiscuous or something new entirely? The possibilities are endless πŸ’₯
 
I mean, if humans aren't the sole masters of monogamy, like I thought, then what does that say about us? πŸ€” We're not as special as we think we are, right? I mean, meerkats and white-handed gibbons just beat us out in terms of being monogamous. And beavers take the top spot for full siblings... that's some crazy animal stuff! 🐡 But at the same time, it's cool to see humans aren't as alone in our relationship struggles as we thought.

I was thinking, if humans were going to shed these constraints and live a more polygamous lifestyle, would we just go back to being like those large-brained primates or something? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ I mean, it's interesting how some researchers think that promiscuity could be a counterstrategy to male infanticide. Like, who knew?

And what if this study actually helps us understand human relationships better? I'm not saying it's going to change everything, but maybe we can learn something new about why humans are the way they are... and how we might be more adaptable than we think. πŸ€”
 
I gotta say, this whole thing about humans not being the only ones into monogamy is pretty interesting πŸ€”. I mean, beavers are basically the OG monogamous creatures, right? And meerkats and white-handed gibbons are like, pretty chill too. But what really caught my eye was that some human societies are way more promiscuous than others. Like, 100% of siblings sharing the same parent in these Neolithic populations in northern France is wild 🀯.

I think it's cool that scientists are trying to understand how humans would rank if we were other species. It makes me wonder what our relationships would be like if we weren't held back by social pressures and stuff. Would we be more polygamous? More promiscuous? I don't know, but it's fun to think about πŸ˜‚.

And I love how Dr Kit Opie is suggesting that monogamy and promiscuity might be strategies for dealing with male infanticide in larger-brained primates. That's like, totally mind-blowing 🀯. It just goes to show that our understanding of human relationships is always going to be complex and messy, but that's what makes it so interesting 😊.
 
πŸ€” I'm not surprised humans aren't at the top spot when it comes to monogamy, tbh. I mean, have you seen some of the celeb relationships we follow on social media? Like, remember when Kanye and Kim "died" in public just to get our attention? πŸ™„ Meanwhile, beavers are just over here building dams and having like, a hundred babies with different partners? πŸ’• It's all about perspective, right?

I'm kinda fascinated by the fact that humans rank eighth with 66% monogamy rate. That's still pretty high, if you ask me. I think it's cool that researchers are taking a step back to analyze our relationships from a different angle. Who knows what we'd look like as other species? Maybe we'd be more like the California deermouse and just go with the flow? 🌊

But seriously, this study makes me wonder: would we really adapt to something new if humans shed their monogamous constraints? I mean, think about how much drama we get when couples break up or celebrities cheat on their partners... would that just stop if we didn't have societal expectations of pair bonding? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ I don't know, maybe it's all about finding a balance between love and freedom?

One thing for sure: our understanding of monogamy is complex, and this study is like, totally blowing my mind. Time to reevaluate what we mean by "monogamous" and how we approach relationships... πŸ’­
 
I'm shocked humans only rank 8th in terms of full sibling rates 🀯! I mean, can you imagine being part of a society where like 100% of your siblings share the same parents? That's some serious commitment πŸ’•. And it makes me wonder if we're just deluding ourselves into thinking monogamy is all about love and romance when really it's just a survival strategy πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ. The idea that humans are actually polygamous at heart but our societies force us to be monogamous is a pretty wild concept πŸ”₯. I'm definitely not shedding the constraints of monogamy anytime soon, but it's definitely made me think twice about my own relationships πŸ’¬.
 
πŸ€” so I was reading this study on how humans rank in terms of monogamy and I'm kinda surprised that we don't even make it to number one 🐿️ meerkats are way more monogamous than us! 66% of our relationships being monogamous is still pretty impressive though 🀞

I think what's interesting about this study is how it challenges the idea that humans are inherently promiscuous or polygamous. We often think of humans as this species that's all about love and connection, but it turns out we're actually just as adaptable as any other animal when it comes to relationships 🌎

And the fact that different populations have such varying rates of monogamy is really cool too πŸ€“ I mean, who knew that some Neolithic communities in northern France were like 100% monogamous? That's wild! πŸ‘€
 
I'm like "wow" reading this study 🀯, humans being 7th on the list for monogamy? That's a humbling reality for sure... I mean, we're not the only ones who are all about the love and commitment πŸ’•. It's crazy to think that meerkats and white-handed gibbons just edged us out! πŸ’πŸŒ΄

And what's up with humans being all over the place when it comes to monogamy? I mean, 26% of siblings sharing the same parent in one place, but 100% in another? That's wild stuff πŸ€ͺ. It makes me wonder if we'd be more chill if we just let go of those societal expectations and adapted to our own unique way of doing things πŸ‘Œ.

I also love how the researchers are trying to figure out what would happen if humans shed those constraints πŸ’₯. Would we become a polygamous society or something entirely new? I think it's safe to say that human relationships are complex and messy, but also really interesting πŸ€”. Can't wait to see where this study takes us! πŸ“ŠπŸ’‘
 
You know when people say humans are so unique and special? I think this study kinda humbles us a bit πŸ€”. I mean, we're not even top of the league table when it comes to monogamy! Beavers take that spot, which makes sense, right? They live together in those cute little dams with their families. It's like they've got the ultimate setup for stability and security 🏠.

But what this study shows us is that our concept of relationships is pretty complex, even when we're not considering human societies. It's like we've adapted to monogamy as a way to cope with other factors, like male infanticide in some species. That's a whole different kind of relationship dynamic right there 🀯.

So, I guess the question is, what does it mean for us if we were to shed these constraints and try something new? Would we be better off without the pressure of being monogamous or polygamous? Or would we just figure out something entirely new that's even more awesome 😎.
 
πŸ€” Humans ranking 8th in terms of monogamy? I'm kinda surprised considering all the drama we see on reality TV shows and social media πŸ“ΊπŸ’β€β™€οΈ. It makes me wonder, are humans just naturally inclined towards non-monogamy when they have the freedom to choose their relationships? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Also, it's interesting that some species can be monogamous by choice or circumstance, like moustached tamarins who form long-lasting pair bonds... we could learn a thing or two from them about prioritizing relationships πŸ’•.
 
πŸ€” Monogamy League Table made me think...

Imagine a Venn diagram with two overlapping circles: Monogamous Species and Humans

California deermouse at 100% 🐭 - yikes, that's some serious commitment!
Beavers taking the top spot in full siblings 🌿 - who knew they were so into family ties?
Humans ranking eighth at 66% πŸ’• - we're not bad, but let's improve our sibling game!

If humans shed social constraints, would we go back to promiscuity or find a new way? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Maybe it'd be like a big ol' human experiment with different monogamy levels?

The study shows that humans aren't the only ones who value family and relationships. It's time for us to learn from other species and see if we can adapt to something entirely new... or maybe just appreciate our meerkat cousins more 🐿️😊
 
monogamy is like a mask we wear for societal expectations, but beneath it, our true nature is just as complex as it is in other species πŸ€”. if beavers are at the top spot with 100% full siblings, that means they've got something right... maybe it's not about the number of partners, but about commitment and cooperation?

i mean, humans are only eighth on this list, which makes me wonder, what would happen if we shed those constraints and just followed our natural instincts? would we become a more polygamous species or could we adapt to something entirely new? it's like, what's the point of being human if not to explore all possibilities?

and think about the moustached tamarins - they're considered monogamous but also have this fascinating side effect where males are responsible for childcare 🀯. maybe that's a clue to how humans can benefit from a more balanced approach to relationships?
 
lol i just saw this thread about humans not being the only monogamous species πŸ€” beavers take the top spot for having full siblings lol what a concept... think about how weird that would be in real life 🀯 like, imagine your sibling's parent is literally their entire family tree 🌳 anyway i'm still trying to wrap my head around this idea of humans being on the "cusp" between monogamous and polygamous species πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ does anyone think we'd even notice a difference if we just ditched our social pressures? πŸ˜‚
 
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