Ugh, what's next? The US is like that one ex who just can't take no for an answer

. First, it's "we're here to help" and then suddenly it's "we're gonna overthrow you". Like, come on, Donald! Can't we just have a peaceful coexistence?

I mean, I get it, Maduro isn't the best president, but do we really need the US military to stage an intervention? It's like they're trying to make Venezuela into their own personal playground

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And what's with all these allegations of extrajudicial killings and boat building? Sounds like a wild goose chase to me

. I'm not saying Maduro isn't corrupt, but can't we just work with the Venezuelan government to fix things from within? It's always more complicated when external forces get involved

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And btw, have you seen that massive naval armada surrounding Venezuela? Like, who even comes up with this stuff

? It's like they're trying to make a video game out of it. "We've got the biggest armada ever! Woo!"
