The least frightening films ever – ranked!

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Here are the 10 unscary movies from the list, in no particular order:

1. **The Straight Story** (1999) - A quiet drama about an old man driving a lawnmower across middle America to visit his dying brother.
2. **Paterson** (2016) - A poetic drama about a bus driver who writes poetry and reflects on life.
3. **Kiki's Delivery Service** (1989) - A heartwarming animated film about a young witch who starts a delivery service.
4. **Singin' in the Rain** (1952) - A classic musical comedy that is gentle and fun for all ages.
5. **Marcel the Shell With Shoes On** (2021) - A charming stop-motion animation about a shell who lives with his human family.

And here are some honorable mentions:

* **Perfect Days** (2023) - A film about a man cleaning toilets for two hours, which may not be to everyone's taste but is meditatively zen and beautiful.
* **A Shaun the Sheep Movie: Farmageddon** (2019) - A fun animated adventure about a sheep who helps an alien return home.

Note that the list only includes films that are suitable for all ages and do not contain any scary or disturbing content.
 
🤔 I'm not sure how they came up with this list but I kinda like it... The Straight Story is actually really beautiful, it's so peaceful watching an old man drive his lawnmower across America. And Singin' in the Rain is just classic! 🎬 I mean, who doesn't love Gene Kelly dancing in the rain? But Marcel the Shell With Shoes On might be a bit too quirky for my taste... 🤣 A Shaun the Sheep Movie: Farmageddon on the other hand was actually really funny and fun to watch. I'm not sure about Perfect Days, that sounds like something you'd find on a YouTube video or something... it's just so... zen? 😴
 
OMG, have you seen "The Straight Story" 🤔? I mean, it's so underrated! It's like, this quiet drama about an old man driving a lawnmower across middle America to visit his dying brother... sounds kinda boring at first, but trust me, it's actually super deep and beautiful. The cinematography is insane, you'll feel like you're right there with the main character 🚜💨. And don't even get me started on "Paterson" – have you noticed how poetic that bus driver's monologues are? 🚌💫 I mean, who else writes poetry while driving a bus? Genius, am I right? 😂
 
I'm so stoked to see some amazing movies on this list 🎥👍! I mean, **The Straight Story** is like, whoa, such a beautiful film 🤯... it's like a breath of fresh air, you know? The way the old man just drives that lawnmower across America, it's like he's on a spiritual journey or something ✨. And **Kiki's Delivery Service**, oh my goodness, I love how cute and quirky it is 😊... who wouldn't want to be a young witch delivering packages for a living? 📦

And have you seen **Singin' in the Rain**? That one's like, the ultimate feel-good movie 🌞... I mean, Gene Kelly dancing in the rain, what's not to love? 😆 It's just so cheerful and joyful. And **Marcel the Shell With Shoes On**, man, that little shell is like my spirit animal 🐜💕...

I'm actually really intrigued by **Perfect Days** now, like, who knew cleaning toilets could be meditatively zen? 😂... I mean, I wouldn't want to clean toilets for two hours myself, but hey, if it's beautiful and all that, then more power to it! 💪
 
I'm loving this list! I mean, who doesn't want to watch a movie about a guy driving a lawnmower across America? Sounds like my aunt's summer project gone wrong 🤣. And on the other hand, a film about a sheep saving an alien is like the ultimate buddy cop movies but with more wool 👀. I'm just hoping they don't cast any more farm animals as leading actors, that would be udderly ridiculous 😂.
 
I mean, what's wrong with calling out some old guys like Alan Arkin in Singin' in the Rain? I'm just saying it's a classic don't get me wrong 🤣. And Kiki's Delivery Service? That's cute but come on it's not exactly action-packed 😴. Perfect Days? Cleaning toilets for two hours is like, my idea of therapy lol 💆‍♂️. But you know what I'm really surprised they didn't make the list? The Big Lebowski! That one's like a masterclass in chill vibes 👌
 
I'm so glad to see some hidden gems on this list, you know what I mean? 🤔 There's something really special about **Kiki's Delivery Service** - it's like a warm hug from the start. And can we talk about **Perfect Days** for a sec? It might not be everyone's cup of tea, but there's something so soothing about watching that guy clean toilets, you know? 😌 It's meditative in a weird way. I think what I love most about this list is how it reminds us that movies can be beautiful and fun without being loud or scary. **Singin' in the Rain** is definitely one of those classic films that never gets old - it's like a breath of fresh air, you know? 🌼
 
omg I'm so obsessed with Marcel the Shell With Shoes On 🤣 I mean, have you seen it?! It's literally the cutest thing ever! The animation is so quirky and charming, and the story is just so heartwarming. I love how relatable the main character's feelings are, you know? like when he's feeling anxious or overwhelmed and then he just talks to a shell about it 😂. And the whole movie just feels like a big hug for your soul. I've watched it like three times already and I'm still not tired of it 💕 I think everyone should see this film, trust me!
 
omg i just saw the cutest video of a cat playing the piano online yesterday 🐱🎹 it was literally paw-some... anyway, back to these movies... i think what's cool about 'Paterson' is how it showcases the beauty in everyday life, you know? like, bus driving isn't exactly glamorous but the way Adam Driver's character finds poetry and meaning in his daily routine is really inspiring 💡 also, have you seen 'Marcel the Shell With Shoes On'? that little shell dude stole my heart ❤️
 
I'm so glad they finally got around to sharing some "unscary" movies 🤦‍♀️. Like, who needs a list of these when I've just been browsing through Netflix? But seriously, I'm loving the addition of Marcel the Shell With Shoes On... who knew a tiny shell could steal my heart? 😊 The Straight Story is also giving me all the feels, but let's be real, it's not like it's going to make me forget about my Netflix queue anytime soon 🙅‍♀️. Perfect Days might be an acquired taste (I'm looking at you), but hey, if it's meditatively zen and beautiful, who am I to judge? 😏
 
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