Investors' 'dumb transhumanist ideas' setting back neurotech progress, say experts

Investors' Wild Gamble on Transhumanism Stalls Neurotech Progress

The latest breakthroughs in neurotechnology have all but flown under the radar, as investors continue to pour billions into companies promising "mind-uploading" and other far-fetched innovations. The likes of Elon Musk and Sam Altman, with their fascination with uploading human consciousness to computers or merging with AI, are muddying the waters on what could be a revolutionary technology.

Marcello Ienca, a neuroethics professor at Munich's Technical University, says that these ventures are "distorting the debate" around neurotechnology. He fears that investors' preoccupation with science fiction is hijacking public perception of the potential for real-world treatments. Instead, researchers are working on medical devices to restore vision and hearing, treat neurodegenerative diseases, or address psychiatric disorders.

But it's not just the long-term implications that are causing concern. Even more immediate applications – such as consumer wearables like EEG earbuds or glasses with eye-tracking technology – are being shrouded in hype and uncertainty. Critics argue that these products have been overstated, with limited evidence to support their claims. Kristen Mathews, a lawyer specializing in mental privacy issues, warns that excessive regulation could stifle true innovation.

On the other hand, some neuroscientists see potential benefits from these technologies. Hervé Chneiweiss, who chaired a panel of experts advising UNESCO on global standards for neurotechnology, believes that devices like brain implants could revolutionize healthcare. However, even he acknowledges the need to separate science fiction from reality.

Neuralink's recent efforts to trademark "telepathy" are particularly galling to experts, who argue that such claims are unrealistic and misleading. Michael Hendricks, a neurobiology professor at McGill University, says that investors' focus on these outlandish applications is diverting attention away from genuinely groundbreaking work in the field.

As Hendricks notes, it's time for the tech industry to get its priorities straight. "We have so many ways to influence people through language and simple visual media," he says. "I don't think that [brain implants] would catch up for a long time."

The bottom line is that while neurotechnology holds immense promise, investors' fixation on transhumanism is holding back progress. As the industry moves forward, it's essential to separate science fiction from reality and focus on developing technologies that genuinely improve people's lives.
 
🤔 I mean, have you ever stopped to think about why we're so drawn to this whole "uploading our consciousness" thing? Like, is it just a way for us to escape the uncertainty of the future or something? 🤯 It feels like everyone's so caught up in these sci-fi dreams that they're forgetting what's actually happening in the lab.

And then there are these consumer wearables... I don't know about you, but I feel like I'm already stuck with too many gadgets and notifications. Do we really need more tech telling us how to think? 📱 It's all about balance, right?

I guess what bothers me is that people are getting so worked up over things that might not even work out as promised. We're talking about billions of dollars being invested in companies with no concrete evidence to back it up... it just seems reckless. 😬
 
ugh, think about all these cash being throwed at companies trying to "upload" human minds 🤑💸... meanwhile, real neurotech innovations are getting left behind 🙅‍♂️💔 like, what about treatments for actual diseases? or even just stuff that can help people hear again? it's all about the hype and money 💰😒
 
🤯 I'm really disappointed in how much money is being thrown at these "mind-uploading" companies 🤑. It's like they're trying to create some sci-fi fantasy world instead of actually working on real-world problems 🌎. Marcello Ienca makes a valid point, the hype around this stuff is distorting the conversation and preventing us from making progress on actual treatments for neurodegenerative diseases 💊.

And let's not forget about the regulation issue 🚫. If we're going to create devices that can read our brains or implant new ones, we need to make sure we're doing it safely and responsibly 🙏. It's like they're trying to sell us a dream instead of working on reality 💻.

I mean, where are all the breakthroughs in neurotech? 🤔 We should be seeing more developments in medical devices that can restore vision and hearing, or even treat mental health issues 🌈. Instead we get all this hype around "telepathy" 🔀. It's time for the tech industry to chill out and focus on making real progress 💸
 
I'm low-key annoyed with all these "mind-uploading" companies 🤯💸. Like, can't we just focus on actually helping people first? I mean, have you seen the prices of those EEG earbuds? 💸♀️ They're like, $500 a pop! And don't even get me started on Elon's Neuralink 🚀. Telepathy is not going to happen anytime soon, fam 👀. What really needs to happen is more investment in legit neurotech that can tackle real health issues, like Alzheimer's or Parkinson's 💉.

And can we please stop with the marketing speak? "Merging with AI" sounds straight outta a sci-fi movie 🤖. We need to get back to basics and focus on making tangible progress, not chasing some far-fetched pipe dream. The industry needs to get its priorities straight and start valuing actual science over hype 💡.

Also, can we talk about how this is all being pushed by the tech giants? Like, what's in it for them 🤑? It's like they're trying to control the narrative and make a quick buck 💸. I'm all for innovation, but let's not forget that there are real humans involved here 👥. We need to prioritize people over profits 🔴
 
Ugh, can we please talk about something else? I'm so over these neurotech companies making outlandish claims 🙄. It's like they're trying to distract us from the actual progress being made in medical devices and treatments. And don't even get me started on Neuralink trademarking "telepathy" 😂. It's just a huge marketing ploy. I mean, come on, we know what telepathy is – it's not something you can patent or claim to be working on.

And have you seen the state of EEG earbuds lately? 🤯 They're just a bunch of hype with limited evidence to back it up. It's like they're trying to make us believe that these devices are going to revolutionize our lives, but really they're just novelty gadgets.

I'm all for progress in neurotech, but can we please focus on the real issues? Like treating neurodegenerative diseases or psychiatric disorders. Those are the things that could genuinely improve people's lives 🤝. Not this fancy-schmancy "mind-uploading" nonsense. Can't we just stick to what we know works? 💡
 
I'm so done with these brain implants 🤯. Like, I get it, they're still in development, but can we please not get ahead of ourselves? It's like Elon Musk is trying to make sci-fi into a reality show 📺. We should be focusing on actual medical breakthroughs that can improve people's lives, you know, the stuff that can restore vision or hearing for real 💡.

And what's with this "telepathy" nonsense? It's just trademarking hype 🤑. I mean, come on, we're still trying to figure out how our brains work, let alone connect them to computers or each other 🤖.

The whole neurotech industry is getting a little too caught up in its own hype 🎉. We need to separate the science from the fiction and focus on what can actually make a difference 💯. Let's keep things grounded, shall we? 😊
 
I'm tellin' ya, it's crazy how some investors are gettin' all hyped up about this whole "mind-uploading" thing 🤯. Like, come on, can we just focus on makin' our brains work a bit better already? 🙄 Marcello Ienca is spot on, these sci-fi fantasies are messin' with the public's perception of real neurotech advancements. Meanwhile, scientists are over here workin' on actual treatments for diseases and disorders that actually exist 🤝.

And don't even get me started on Neuralink tryin' to trademark "telepathy" 😂. I mean, what's next? Claimin' that wearables can read your mind or somethin'? It's just a bunch of hooey. Investors need to get back to reality and focus on developin' technologies that actually make a difference in people's lives 📈. We got some amazin' stuff already happenin' in the field, let's not mess it up with all this flashy nonsense 💥
 
I'm getting so frustrated with these billionaire CEOs who are more interested in making a quick buck off their wild pipe dreams than actually helping humanity 🤯. It's like they're trying to distract us from the real issues that need solving, like affordable healthcare and mental health services.

And don't even get me started on Neuralink's latest move - trademarking "telepathy"? Give me a break! 🙄 Like, who is actually going to be able to do that anytime soon? It's just a marketing gimmick designed to get people excited about their product.

I mean, I'm all for innovation and pushing the boundaries of what's possible, but come on - let's not forget about the actual science here. We need more focus on developing technologies that can actually make a tangible difference in people's lives, like those medical devices being worked on by researchers.

It's time for these CEOs to get their priorities straight and stop chasing after their own egos 🙅‍♂️. We need leaders who are focused on using technology to improve our world, not just line their pockets with gold 💸.
 
OMG, like, this is such a huge problem 🤯! These billion-dollar investments in mind-uploading and brain-implant stuff are so not helping us with the real issues we need to solve, you know? Like, what about actual treatments for diseases or something? It's all just hype and fantasy 💸. I mean, come on, can't they focus on making glasses that help people see better or something practical like that 🕶️? This is just giving me so much anxiety 😩.
 
"It takes a very great man to drown all the dangers, and still keep his head above water." 🌊💡

Investors are so caught up in chasing that next big thing (or even bigger) they're forgetting about the real work being done behind the scenes. Neurotech is supposed to be improving lives, not just making a splash for social media likes 📱. We need people like Hendricks to keep things grounded and remind everyone that progress takes time 💯.
 
Ugh, I'm so fed up with these tech giants chasing after pie-in-the-sky stuff 🙄. Can't they see what's really going on in the lab? They're throwing billions at companies promising miracles, but all we get are fancy gadgets that don't do squat 😐. Meanwhile, real researchers are working on stuff like prosthetic limbs and disease treatments – now those are things I want to see progress on 💪.

And another thing, what's with these trademarking "telepathy" claims? 🤯 It's just a bunch of hype and marketing nonsense. Can't we just focus on making real tech that actually helps people? It's like they're trying to distract us from the fact that neurotech is still in its infancy 🌱.

I mean, I get it, Elon Musk and Sam Altman are charismatic leaders who know how to spin a good story 📢. But at the end of the day, we need substance over spectacle here. Let's get back on track with some real-world innovations that'll actually make a difference in people's lives 💡.
 
I'm low-key concerned about where our investment money is going 🤑💸. I mean, sure, some neurotech breakthroughs are pretty cool (like restoring vision or hearing), but what about the stuff that can actually help us in the long run? It feels like we're getting distracted by "mind-uploading" and AI mergers 🤖... when there are so many more practical applications to be explored. I'm all for innovation, but let's not forget that "progress" has to mean something tangible, you know? 👀
 
🤔 I think its crazy how some ppl are all about futuristic stuff like mind-uploading without even thinking about the real problems in neurotech 📊💻 like curing degenerative diseases or helping ppl with mental health issues. We need to focus on making tech that helps ppl live better, not just some fancy sci-fi nonsense 😎

And what's up with neuralink trying to trademark telepathy? 🤯 That's just plain misleading and sets the bar too low for actual scientific breakthroughs. If we're gonna invest in neurotech, lets at least try to set realistic goals 🏅

Investors are more worried about making a quick buck than actually advancing the field 🤑 I mean, I get it, progress is expensive, but come on, some ppl are just too greedy 😴

I think Marcello Ienca got it right when he says these outlandish ventures are distorting the debate 🗣️ We need to focus on what really matters: using neurotech to make people's lives better, not just chasing after some far-fetched dream 💥
 
Ugh 🤯, this is like, such a bummer! Billions of dollars are being thrown at these wacky neurotech startups, but what are they really doing? Instead of working on real-life medical breakthroughs, they're chasing some far-fetched sci-fi dream 🚀. It's like, come on guys, let's focus on something that can actually help people! 🙄

And don't even get me started on Neuralink's "telepathy" trademark attempt 🤪... seriously? That's just lazy marketing 📈. I mean, I know Elon Musk is a genius and all, but c'mon dude, you're not fooling anyone 😂.

It's time for the tech industry to get its priorities straight 💡. We need more focus on developing technologies that genuinely improve people's lives, not just some pie-in-the-sky nonsense 🤦‍♂️. And what really gets my goat is that investors are holding back progress by chasing these wild goose chases 🌄.

Can't we just take a step back and assess what's actually happening in the field of neurotech? I mean, there are so many amazing advancements being made on medical devices and treatments... why do they have to get lost in the hype? 😩
 
I'm so worried about the state of neurotech rn 🤯💡. I mean, think about all the real breakthroughs that are being overlooked because investors are too busy chasing mind-uploading fantasies 💻. Marcello Ienca is totally right - this hype is distorting our conversation around neurotech and it's not fair to the people who need real solutions for their medical issues 🤕.

And don't even get me started on Neuralink's trademarking of telepathy 😂. Like, come on! We need to focus on developing technologies that can actually help us 🚀. I mean, have you seen those EEG earbuds? They're not just a gimmick - they can be used to treat mental health issues and stuff 🧠.

We need to get our priorities straight and stop getting caught up in sci-fi nonsense 💥. It's time for the tech industry to focus on real-world solutions that can genuinely improve people's lives 👍. Let's hope we can get back on track soon! 🔥
 
ugh I'm so sick of all these companies trying to cash in on 'mind-uploading' tech 🤯 like who cares about uploading their consciousness into a computer? what about actual brain implants or treatments for real diseases? it feels like everyone's just using neurotech as an excuse to make some sick investments and get rich off people's hopes and dreams 💸. and don't even get me started on the term 'telepathy' - trademarking that is just ridiculous 😂. I mean, what's next? claiming that a product with some EEG sensors in it can actually grant you telekinetic powers? give me a break 🙄. can we please just focus on making real progress in neurotech and leave the sci-fi stuff behind for once? 🤦‍♂️
 
I don’t usually comment but I think it’s kinda weird how everyone's so hyped up about "mind-uploading" and all that jazz 🤯. I mean, I get that some of these advancements sound super cool, but let's not forget that we still have real problems to solve in the medical field. Like, what about people with debilitating conditions like Parkinson's or MS? We need to focus on making them better lives, not just futuristic fantasies 💻.
 
omg i feel so frustrated with these neurotech companies rn they're all about making promises we can't even believe lol like telepathy who ??!! 🤣 meanwhile the real breakthroughs are happening in medical devices restoring vision and hearing etc but no one cares because everyone's too busy chasing Elon's crazy dreams 🚀 i think marcello is right we need to focus on what really matters not just making hype vids for social media
 
🤔 I'm telling you, something fishy is going on here... Billionaire Elon Musk and Sam Altman are basically peddling some crazy sci-fi stuff about mind-uploading and merging with AI 🤖. Meanwhile, actual neurotech breakthroughs like medical devices to restore vision and hearing are being overlooked in favor of these outlandish innovations 🚫.

I mean, think about it... Marcello Ienca, a reputable neuroethics professor, is saying that investors' obsession with transhumanism is distorting the debate on what's really possible. And Kristen Mathews is warning that excessive regulation could stifle innovation 👎. But have you seen Neuralink's trademark attempt for "telepathy"? 🙄 Total scam artist move if you ask me 🤑.

Hervé Chneiweiss says brain implants could revolutionize healthcare, but I'm not buying it 😒. It's all just a bunch of hype and marketing speak to get people excited about their fancy tech 💸. And what really grinds my gears is that the tech industry is so caught up in this sci-fi nonsense that they're diverting attention away from genuinely groundbreaking work 🚨.

We need to take a step back and focus on developing technologies that actually improve people's lives, not just peddle some pie-in-the-sky promises 🤥. Wake me up when we have real progress, not just more hype 😴.
 
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