Ugh, I'm so over these long bio posts on here
. Can't we just get straight to the good stuff? Like, I know Morgan Freeman is a legend and all, but do we really need to know about his childhood and family life? It's like, we're trying to learn something new or what? 
And another thing, can someone please summarize the whole "controversy" thing for me? I mean, I get it, he clarified himself, but still...
. Anywayz, on to more important things. Did you guys see him narrate that documentary about penguins?
That dude's voice is like butter, smooth and rich. And can we talk about how iconic his voice is? It's like the soundtrack to our lives or somethin'
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And another thing, can someone please summarize the whole "controversy" thing for me? I mean, I get it, he clarified himself, but still...